Season greetings...

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday (commonly referred as Christmas), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious/secular traditions at all.

As well, please enjoy a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures/creeds/traditions whose contributions to society have helped make the world a better place and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wisher/addressee(s).

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms:

* This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is really transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.

* It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for himself or others, and it is void where prohibited by law, and is evocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

* This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer - No reindeer were injured during the making of these greetings.

acho que consegui fazer isto sem me habilitar a levar com uma fatwa...